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You see it everywhere at this time of year: romantic cards, heart-shaped chocolate boxes, over-the-top helium balloons and extortionate restaurant prices – all because the Great British high street wants to take advantage of Valentine’s Day.

But it’s not just the Hallmarks and Clintons of the world gearing up for the big day. Fashion brands, cinemas, supermarkets and amusement parks are all joining in with the festivities, hoping to benefit from the romantic side of us.

And while some marketing campaigns tug on our heart strings, make us sigh and swoon and think of our loved ones, others seem the exact opposite effect; we cringe, gag and thank God that we’re still single so don’t have to be sucked into the ridiculousness of Valentine’s Day.

2016 seems to be a year of getting to grips with decent Valentine’s Day marketing campaigns, but still, some companies may never learn. Here our best and worst for 2016…

Deadpool

Starting off on a good note is 20th Century Fox’s banner for the upcoming Marvel film Deadpool. Ryan Reynolds stars as one of the most unconventional anti-heroes imaginable as he takes revenge on the man who destroyed his life. Needless to say, it’s not exactly the heartfelt rom.com your girlfriend was hoping for. 20th Century Fox has a bit of fun with this V-Day themed ad, suggesting that it might be a romantic flick – inviting those-in-the-know to laugh at the in-joke.Deadpool

Tesco

Tesco’s also been having a bit of fun with the upcoming festivities, as their employees set up some unusual displays. Also spotted around the stores were ‘Ideal for Valentine’s Day’ signs near the cucumbers and squirty cream… This may get a chuckle from some shoppers, but it’s been getting a few complaints – particularly as it’s a family friendly chain. “Mummy, why would you need a cucumber for Valentine’s day?” – need we say more?Tesco

Marmite

Do you have a Marmite lover in the house? If so, this marketing campaign might be aimed at you and your significant other. Marmite is running limited edition Valentine’s Day themed jars that customers can personalise for the big day. Put your partner’s name on the top and choose from the two slogans: ‘Love me or hate me, I’m yours’, or Will you be my Valentine?’ Where the ‘yeast extract’ description normally appears, the words ‘a pot of love’ have been added. Enjoy your romantic breakfast in bed with some decadent Marmite on toast… or not.

Marmite

House of Fraser

It’s safe to say that House of Fraser’s Valentine’s Day 2016 campaign got a bit out of control this week. They started an ‘emojinal’ rampage on Twitter by plastering emojis all over celebrity photos – all in the name of being emotional for February 14th. Well, it certainly caught the public’s attention, with many Twitter users wondering if the account had been hacked, especially when a picture of a peach was plastered over Kim Kardashian’s booty with Kanye’s hand on it, and the caption reading ‘Practice what you peach Kanye’. All publicity is good publicity but a reputable brand like House of Fraser should probably look into hiring a social media consultant…House of Fraser

Warner Bros. Studio Tours

Harry Potter fanatics can start hyperventilating now. Warner Bros. Studios Tour in London has been advertising a bewitching Valentine’s Day three-course meal for Muggles in the Great Hall. Promoted using striking imagery, the promise of drinks at Platform 9 ¾ and your own wand at the end of the night, it was bound to get mega Harry Potter fans all flustered. But you’d better have some spare cash lying around: the experience will set you back a whopping £500. In spite of the price tag, this Valentine’s Day marketing campaign has paid off – this spellbinding meal sold out very quickly.

Harry Potter

 

 

 

 

As I am sure you are aware, the hopes and dreams of many of the world’s nations are weighing heavy on the football players fighting it out halfway around the planet.

Beyond the visual spectacular that will no doubt be the 2014 World Cup Finals in Brazil, there are some alarming facts that underlie the beautiful game. We have selected a few of the most shocking disparities between some of the country’s top players and their fellow countrymen, alongside some of the lesser known facts from behind the scenes at the host nation’s preparation, and constructed the infographic below.

After countering the issue of link spam at Google, Matt Cutts has decided to move on to pastures new in a shock move to Yahoo.

Cutts, formerly Head of Google's Webspam team, said of his move: "I've been fighting spam for many years at Google, and given the great successes we have had in recent years, I felt it was time for a change. I need a new challenge and for me the biggest opportunity has to be helping Yahoo."

"Given their terrible performance in competing with Google over the years, I have a monumental task ahead. However, if I am ever going to make it into the internet hall of fame, alongside such luminaries as Tim Berners-Lee, then I see such a bold move as the right one for me. It's going to be one hell of a journey and you can be sure that there will be many haircuts along the way."

He continued, "But I feel confident that with the right team behind me, we can bring this dead dodo of a search engine back from the abyss and back to where it rightfully belongs. And don’t even get me started on the Chinese!"

We await any comment from Google.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Disclaimer: This post is pure fabrication and complete nonsense. April Fool!

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